Am I The A-hole?

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KingOfRohan · 5108

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Taunt: the new hotness. But who was the original Taunter-in-Chief? Spider-Ham!

In this deck, Spider-Ham doubles down on his petulant personality with 3x Taunt and 3x Bait and Switch, begging the villain to attack him again and again.

He has three options for dealing with these attacks: take them to the face (sometimes mitigated by Cartoon Physics), chump-blocking with Web-Warriors for even more card draw with Web of Life and Destiny, or canceling them first with Thwip! Thwip!

Are you ready to ask yourself: AITA?

3 comments

Oct 04, 2023 josseroo · 702

Yes Mr Porker, it seems like you are the A-hole. First you have all the resources, now you have all the cards? Yeesh

Oct 05, 2023 dr00 · 44789

'if you have to ask, the answer is probably yes' lol

i'd feel so compelled to add Team-Building Exercise, but yeah, he seems so rich anyway. why even bother lol. but have you tried Symbiote Suit with it for the extra HP and boosted stats? seems like it'd be great here. always a fan of Down Time with Spider-Ham. looks like a fun deck for sure

Nov 09, 2023 Pedroq · 175

I recently played Miles and my friend played Spider-Ham. I hadn't played with a Spider-Ham yet, it's loony how high Spider-Ham's attack can get normally. Warrior of the Great Web and Symbiote Suit idea in this deck and he'd be hitting harder than most aggro heroes. V cool.