"Did that feel like a cartoon?"

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KingOfRohan · 4382

TLDR; have fun saying even more phrases in Spider-Ham's voice.

Spider-Ham is OP, right? So why not make a silly deck for him?

The whole idea of this deck started with wanting to use as many cards with quoted words in the title as possible. I landed on "Now I'm Mad", "Bring It!", and "You'll Pay for That!"

Luckily, I quickly saw there was some real synergy. You want to take hits anyway, so "You'll Pay for That!" will see some use. Additionally, with Toe to Toe and Petulant Pig generating attacks, you can use "You'll Pay for That!" even in the hero phase. This threat removal is not limited to the main scheme, either, so a single copy of "You'll Pay for That!" can potentially clear even Specialized Training.

You are also happy to leave out dinky minions, pinging you and adding toon counters, so "Bring It!" fits in, too. Looking for Trouble is here to build out for "Bring It!" and ping-damage-to-toon-counters-economy, and quickstrike minions can ping you for extra toon counters, too.

"Now I'm Mad" has mixed synergy. You don't want to play it immediately — after all, you aren't mad yet, right? — instead, wait until you've cleared the side schemes and don't need to thwart as much. But once you're mad, say "Now I'm Mad" in your best Spider-Ham voice.

Plan B is included just because it features Spider-Ham. Audacity isn't a quote, but I can imagine him saying "The audacity!", plus it can clear a tough status off the villain before dealing 6 damage with Swinging Web Pig. Symbiote Suit is funny just for imagining an even darker, angrier Spider-Ham, plus the extra hit points and boosted stats and hand size are all helpfui.

Lastly, the player side schemes are fun. As said above, Specialized Training has a cool synergy with "You'll Pay for That!" and you love Front Line Specialist. Build Support grabs the Daily Beagle. Lock and Load grabs Huge Wooden Hammer. Superpower Training grabs Organic Webbing (or, if you've already played Organic Webbing, Cartoon Physics). Don't forget to use "You'll Pay for That!" to clear any of these, potentially even in the hero phase.

Lastly, I figured Spider-Man, SP//dr, and Ghost-Spider were fun allies since they feature with you in the movie Into the Spider-Verse, and Peter Parker is both particularly helpful and easy-to-play with your toon counters.

I realized with Toe to Toe, Looking for Trouble, Symbiote Suit, and Petulant Pig, for each of these you get rewarded for asking for trouble, while "Now I'm Mad", "Bring It!", and "You'll Pay for That!" all reward you for being in trouble. It's a lot of trouble, but to me, that's a lot of fun!

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