DEI Kicks Ass

Card draw simulator

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andyr · 15928

Player Type: Johnny
Player Count: 1, 2
Can Do: 3 (if the table will help pay for Strength in Diversity)
Game Types: Cooperative and Competitive
Main Cards: An ally, Strength in Diversity 

Diversity

Some people may look at this ally list and ask, "Wade?"

"...That's not my name when we're doing mask play..."

"Deadpool," (thank you.) "are you just using them for their traits?"

And I'll say, "No! And just because I don't want your pastie, misogynistic Children of the Atom and Uncanny X-Men combo doesn't mean that I hired people solely for their traits. I did it for all the ways I can use them."

I wanna be rich, Beast. I wanna make sure I can fetch a good event, Atlas Bear and Kaluu. I wanna ready, Hugin & Munin. Aero will help other people.

"But what about Slingshot?"

Okay, that one's for the traits. But what do you get when you get a few allies out? An ass-kicking rainbow, that's what!

Equity

How do you get rich off of all these allies? Give them Clarity of Purpose. I'm going to take one for myself, because who doesn't want a little bit of pain with their pleasure, but don't you dare give the other two away. Put them on Atlas Bear or Aero. Just make sure not to get too much money off of them, you want them in play for those juicy traits.

Inclusion

Now remember, we want to make sure everyone is included. So when it's time to play Strength in Diversity, let's ask if any of my teammates can help me pay for it. I don't need them to help me pay for it, but it's important to make sure they feel included when I single-handed save their ass through my diversity. Use Band Together and Clarity of Purpose to get the resources needed to consistently win. If I need to call an ally, I'll just take a really hard hit to the face, run away, and scream "Suit Up." Someone usually shows up...

Boom! DEI kicks ass. Now just wait till I show Tony my negative zone!

6 comments

Oct 31, 2025 boomguy · 8878

Hilarious writeup! I’m always here for new Deadpool decks!

Oct 31, 2025 andyr · 15928

Thanks, @boomguy! It was a lot of fun to write

Oct 31, 2025 Man-is-Obsolete · 8263

DEI is good

Oct 31, 2025 andyr · 15928

@Man-is-Obsolete agreed!

Oct 31, 2025 Castlefrank47 · 5666

A+ deck? Check

A+ write up? Check

Nailed it

Oct 31, 2025 hitbuttons · 402

Marxism! The radical woke endorse this deck! Something at least moderately bigoted! Anti-DEI talking points!

All the love as always. Great write up.