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Cubone cultist · 118
Luckily Bert Macklin is not in trouble and he’s here to deal with anything plaguing the parks and rec department whether or not it’s an attempted pieing or the meddlesome Greg Pikitis.
Now you all here are your code names and assignments for this mission.
Leslie Knope is I’d be lying if I hadn’t thought about it. Your constant lists and nagging will confuse even the most experienced criminals
Ann Perkins is been there done that. You’ll work day and night to ensure I have events to deal with.
Chris traeger is if I had to pick a dude. Your job is just run and catch anyone trying to escape.
April Ludgate is currently doing that. She may cause some trouble as Janet snakehole but One Way or another she gets results.
Ron Swanson you don’t need a code name your Ron Freaking Swanson deal with anyone in our way.
Ben Wyatt is eagle 2. Use your boring accounting knowledge or something.
He doesn’t know what he’s doing and neither will your enemies, and when their confused they can’t think fast and then they can’t that your Three Steps Ahead the whole time. It also leaves them vulnerable to Scare Tactics.
The main thing about Bert Macklin is his Sense of Justice and Determination to save the Parks department even when he has no clue what’s happening.