Jubilee Getting Mauled at the Mall

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Caldias · 2084

It's 11am, the old folks walking have cleared out, and the roll gates have all been pulled up. Time for some retail therapy before we take on the villain! And who doesn't love brining their besties?

We have:

  • Magik to help us deal with any pesky security guards
  • Boom Boom who is always a blast to hang with. Just don't tick her off!
  • Professor X is bringing the wallet, of course!
  • Wolverine is driving, and he's ready when a fight breaks out

Oh and there are gonna be fights. That's why we're going to stop by that kiosk outside of SunCoast with the knives and nunchucks. Oooh, maybe I should get a katana? Hey, wait. What's that weird like marble behind the glass? Some new kind of Pog slammer? A Bloodgem? Sounds grody. Wait, what do you mean only like, wizards can use it? That's bogus! I'm on a Shopping Spree, just put it on the counter. I'll figure it out. How hard can it be?

Whoa, this thing is rad. I can Drop Kick easy, no sweat! And since I'm gonna be Macarenaing stuns and confuses around, I'll Press the Advantage and make a lot of side trips back to the mall so I can give the villain a Surprise Attack.

Man, this Bloodgem kinda stings. I'll have to execute lots of Precision Strike to get my Moment of Triumph and keep myself from getting zonked. Aggressive Energy helps me make sure my Precision Strike heals me up.

No time to waste! I've got Endurance and X-Mansion to keep myself standing, and Mutant Education to get those sweet status events back into the deck. Time to shine with my new bling. Let's kick it!

1 comments

Aug 04, 2024 dr00 · 44838

Shopping Spree for Bloodgem is amazing. 'where did you go to find this thing on sale??'