HULK SORRY FOR SMASHING! HULK MEAN NO OFFENSE!

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InigoMontoya · 4063

HULK GO THROUGH INTENSE ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY AND IS NOW IN TOUCH WITH TRUE SELF. HULK STILL USES BOLDED CAPS LOCK! NOT BECAUSE I'M ANGRY BUT BECAUSE IT'S FUN! HULK FIND THROUGH MEDITATION AND MINDFULNESS THAT BEST WAY TO DEFEAT INNER DEMONS IS THROUGH PROTECTION AND DEFENSE. ANGER IS NOT ALWAYS ANSWER. HULK LET PUNY DOCTOR EXPLAIN MORE.

Bruce Banner: Patience is something I'm slowing getting Hulk to learn. Although he continues to throw away his hand after every turn, he's starting to see that he has the support (Avengers Mansion, Helicarrier, Quincarrier, Med Team)) he needs be have more and more options as time goes on.

We've also given him a plethora of resources (Energy, Genius, Limitless Strength, Strength, The Power of Protection to use as he sees fit. If he can Assess the Situation, things that were previously too big for him to handle, and out of Hulk's reach, are now slowly within his grasp.

HULK NO LONGER FEELS LESS THAN. I CAN SHIELD (Electrostatic Armor, Armored Vest, Energy Barrier) MYSELF FROM THE PAIN. I STILL HAVE Boundless Rage, AND CAN BE VERY STUBBORN (Immovable Object). BUT I'M CAPABLE, Dauntless, Unflappable, AND HAVE NEVERENDING Endurance.

Bruce Banner: We have taught Hulk that the best offense is a strong defense. With all the upgrades, supports, and resources he has at his disposal, events just don't phase him as much. We still allow him to Hulk Smash and Thunderclap, but he will also Counter-Punch, Desperate Defense and sometimes even Bait and Switch. It's Hard to Ignore how much progress he's made to thwart away his issues.

HULK SOMETIMES HAVE GIRLFRIEND NATASHA (Black Widow) MAKE Shadow of the Past AND OTHER BAD THINGS GO AWAY. LAST THING HULK NEEDS WHILE FIGHTING ULTRON IS TO FEEL OBLIGATED TO WORK OUT INNER DEMONS. NOVA ALWAYS HAVE MY BACK. HIM AND Quincarrier ATTACK ANYONE WHO ATTACKS ME. HULK FEEL HEARD AND SUPPORTED BY HIS FRIENDS.

HULK HOPE YOU THINK HE MADE GOOD CASE (THIS LAWYER PUN FOR She-Hulk) THAT BLOCKING AN ATTACK CAN BE JUST AS GOOD AS SMASH.

5 comments

Apr 05, 2021 StuWal19 · 1

You will have to find room for "deft focus" when you get the galaxy most wanted. That extra resource for superpowers will help fix HULK

Apr 05, 2021 InigoMontoya · 4063

@StuWal19 Agreed. Hulk is gonna have to adapt and grow. Superpowers will help him get to a higher existence.

In all seriousness, this is a really good deck. All set up, when you defend you'll do 6 damage to the enemy, draw one card, remove 3 threat. You'll eventually have a hand size of 6, and can still SMASH a little. :)

Apr 06, 2021 turtles04 · 381

I have a Hulk protection deck i'm running against ultron. 42 cards. I dig your deck but feels like there's a ton of set up and things have to click perfectly to work.

I also had Dauntless because on paper, I like the idea but it just wasn't clicking.

Hulk Protection is really fun! I no longer think Hulk is bad. He's a solid choice and really fun.

Apr 06, 2021 InigoMontoya · 4063

@turtles04 Thanks for the comment! If you're running a Hulk deck against Ultron, you probably want to find a way to put in a couple Beat 'Em Up to clear out minions.

Dauntless works great for me as long as you commit to defending each round from the beginning. Even if you take a round or two early to attack, you can still raise your health with Med Team, Endurance or Immovable Object.

There is a ton of set up in this deck, but you only need a portion of it to get the Hulk defense engine going. Get yourself an Electrostatic Armor or Energy Barrier, and you should be able to trigger Dauntlessevery round. Defend, defend, defend.

May 11, 2021 bendrix · 1

This deck is exactly what I was looking for. And I love the write up. Thanks!